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This is my blog and it is full random shit I liked or found funny, so if you don't like it guess what I don't give a fuck so piss off!

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”


snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you


heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments


wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.


angielovebands:

magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Just read the notes

I’m not gonna risk anything


5sosisaddicting:

I enjoy reading Luke’s dads tweets


thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever


Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)

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teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 


phan-you-not:

wearetylerspeople:

llamasllamasllamas14:

I think IKEA ships it…

I like how 3,500 people understand this without any explanation 

god bless ikea

phan-you-not:

wearetylerspeople:

llamasllamasllamas14:

I think IKEA ships it…

I like how 3,500 people understand this without any explanation 

god bless ikea


cramp:

me dealing with high school at the moment


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