how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
AHAHAHAH THE GIF MADE THIS SO MUCH BETTER
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg
Reblogging because I did the thing.
lol omg I did it tooo
The 5 Emotional Stages of Finishing “Orange is the New Black”
people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp
People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead
People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’
finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night
when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word
Most accurate GIF ever
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS